beware of the hebrew national

For months I've been dying to try the hot dogs from Costco. Everyone told me they were all the rage. Imagine, a jumbo hot dog AND a drink for just $1.50 (that includes free refills). I'm a fan of the hot dog, strangely. I know the hot dog consists of filler and animal byproduct, but I don't care. They're good. Especially the ones they sell in Tijuana, where they're wrapped in bacon. And they even throw a bunch of other random stuff on them, like jalapeños and potato chip crumbs. Tasty.

Now thanks to Costco, I don't think I'll be able to have a hot dog for a long time. I had one of their famous hot dogs and then a few hours later I began to hurl and didn't stop until the next day. 7 hours of spewing I tell you. That's almost a full day at work. Ok I didn't vomit for 7 hours straight, but it was every hour, on the hour, which was bad enough. After a while I didn't have anything left to puke, so I spent most of the time just wretching. It was awful. I gained my appetite back a couple of days later. I weighed myself shortly after the whole ordeal was over and I was down to 110 lbs. I haven't weighed that little since high school. That hebrew national was something fierce. That was also something that stumped me; weren't these Costco hot dogs supposed to be kosher? Or was it silly of me to assume this just because the word "hebrew" was contained in the title? Hasty generalization. Kosher does not necessarily mean better. The hot dogs sold by street vendors in Mexico are better, and ironically, they're safer too. Who would've thought?