girl you know its...girl you know its...girl you know its

In case none of you got the title, that was a Milli Vanilli reference. *Circa 1989-1992ish.

Speaking of sell out-lipsynching-phony baloney-poser-wannabe's, is this the end of Ashlee Simpson?

One can only hope. She's hell-of annoying. There's quite a buzz going on about how she got busted lipsynching on a show who's premise pretty much revolves around being live and uncut, hence the "live" in Saturday Night Live. I missed the actual SNL blooper that occurred this past Saturday, but thankfully I was lucky enough to view the footage on the internet. If you haven't seen it yet, I highly recommend that you view it ASAP:

http://media.skoopy.com/vids/vid_00318.wmv

Hilarious. This has been a great week for me. First Fidel Castro falls down and then Ashlee Simpson humiliates herself. Two for two. In my opinion they both asked for it. Learn from Milli Vanilli. Own up to the lipsynching. People know that Britney Spears lipsynches on tour because she can't sing and dance at the same time. That requires too much talent. But at least she owns up. And people can respect that. The worst part of all, the lowest and slimiest part, is when she blames the band for what happened. Absolutely vile. "GOSH! The band started playing the wrong song, so I didn't know what to do! Tee-Hee!" Uh-no, Ashlee (its so annoying that she spells her name with two e's instead of a y), you just don't have the guts to admit that you just blew it. Well in theory, the sound engineer screwed up, but if she hadn't been pretending to sing in the first place she wouldn't be in this mess. She just looked more stupid by trying to backpedal and cover it up by blaming the poor band. But the best part was her first reaction to the incident, which was to dance like a blackfaced fool in a minstrel show.

I will leave you with the wise words of the late Tupac, which I find to be very appropriate at this moment:

"Youse a, beat biter, a Pac style taker
I'll tell you to ya face you aint shit but a faker
Softer than Alize with a chaser"

Ashlee, you are indeed softer than Alize with a chaser.

*Editorial Correction