quote of the week

"Thank you God! I don't believe in you, but thank you."

-Hana M.

OMG man. I just saw the funniest shit. Good thing they have internet access in my gym, because this place is a shit talkers paradise. There's a girl on the treadmill right now, who's wearing green hot pants and a low cut matching green tank top. She even has it tied in a knot so you can see her belly. Her attire is suitable for doing some video ho work on BET. The best part is the way she runs. She runs like sac. And the look on her face is so constipated. It's as if she missed and stuck her tampon up the wrong hole. OH! there she goes. She just walked past me. I guess she's done with her 3 minute run. Obviously she came to the gym to show off her ass, instead of for fitness purposes. Well miss thang, you win. Because I sure noticed it. Good job.