Tuesday, July 05, 2005

farethee well testosterone!

If you're a guy and you decide to pretty up your face by plucking your eyebrows, stop it. Right now. It's not attractive. It's gay. You look disgusting. I can tell you do it, too. It's not subtle, not subtle by any means. I can spot you out a mile away. I will stop in my tracks when I see you and I will cringe. You don't look better this way. Trust me. You look obscene. You are a man. Society says it's acceptable for you to have hair on your face. If you don't believe me, go ahead and pluck your eyebrows if you must, but I warned you. I promise everyone thinks you're disturbing. I promise you are scary. Please stop it. I beg you...

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